“Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.” (8/35)

“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift

“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner

“A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, ‘What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.’ Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing.” – Roy Blount Jr.